“They just said, ‘Get in his arms and react honestly.’ I’ll tell you, one hand of his was very supportive, and the other was wandering around. I don’t know if you’ve ever had your butt cheek swiped in a hot tub by an Asian guy, but that’s the story my face was telling.”


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